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broke the seal

having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.
Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"

Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.

After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008
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i'm broke

Out of money
I spent all of my money and now I'm broke.
by EngSlang April 6, 2016
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brokebackitis

A condition of emotional paralysis experienced in the days following one's viewing of "Brokeback Mountain."
Biff: "Ever since Jim saw 'Brokeback Mountain', he's been crying in his room and hanging his ex-boyfriend's shirt behind his closet door."

Doyle: "He must be suffering from brokebackitis."
by B July 28, 2008
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Broke my back

This term is used to describe "doggie" style sexual intercourse.

It came to be because of the weight put on the receiver's back. It is also commonly referred to as "blowing" one's back out.
Sarah, are you okay? You're walking with a limp!" "Yes, Kenneth really broke my back last night.
by Wouldyoulookatthat March 13, 2011
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broke da mouth

Pidgen for something so delicious it Broke your mouth
eh bra, that burger wen broke da mouth
by Troy Ritchie September 7, 2005
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A vine that includes a upset man with a mustache that obviously doesn’t care about a persons broken elbow. He thinks using this insult will offend the person with a broken elbow.
Mustache man: I’m about to say it.... I don’t care that you broke your elbow.
by Ruler of vines May 25, 2018
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Broke Camp

Left Really Quick
got out if a place very speedy like
On da 6

5-0 rolled up and we all broke camp

we was outtie
by CJ_of_YGE October 18, 2008
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