brokebackitis

A condition of emotional paralysis experienced in the days following one's viewing of "Brokeback Mountain."

Biff: "Ever since Jim saw 'Brokeback Mountain', he's been crying in his room and hanging his ex-boyfriend's shirt behind his closet door."

Doyle: "He must be suffering from brokebackitis."

brokebackitis by B July 28, 2008

brokebackitis

an unknown STD transmitted through the act of gay sex.

jim: whoa phillip, you look sick.

phillip: i feel like shit...i think you gave me brokebackitis last night.

brokebackitis by gar_fizzle January 10, 2008