Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole

Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin

by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023

Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

Birch

1.When autocorrect turns bitch into birch
2.What you call some one if they have a bushy bush (can be male and female)

She’s totally a birch

by IAmABoyThatsAll August 28, 2018

Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".

Birch, you playing to much!

by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017

Cooper Birch

The Albino Robot Alpaca King. The best fortnite player you'll ever meet in your life. Extremely sussy. Straight af. Best friends with Thomas Chamberlain (a.k.a Big Daddy Bulldozer) and Tim Cormier (Hunk of Man)

Holy Sh*t, is that The Cooper Birch! He is so hot.

by yoseph_2975 February 1, 2022

wyley birch

wyley birch is a ghetto block where teenagers run it. This is located in the area erdington(erdz) B23 they are associated with newtown(b19) Aston(b6) and the most notorious olders kstiggz (stiga) And ndott19

person 1: have you been wyley birch before?
person 2:no but i heard it’s ghetto and teenagers run it

by Rk #6TSA November 3, 2021