canadian bidet

When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.

Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet

by CaptainCadomin December 19, 2018

golden bidet

When you piss in a womens mouth and she holds it till you position yourself on all fours and she then squirts the golden yellow urine into your asshole.

The golden bidet is a wonderful feelin

by Woernley August 18, 2006

bizitch

a comment spontaneously uttered when entering an establishment where there is a fine looking young woman. A bastardization of bitch, beeyatch, etc.
pl. bizitches
the hotter the chicks at a given establishment the longer the word is stretched out

biiiiizzzzzzithces!

by victor October 29, 2003

badittude

bad and attitude combined

She was really crabby over people using UrbanDictionary.com to define words...she's got a major badittude.

by MsEmily April 3, 2004

bidiem

Occuring every two days, just as biennial means occuring twice per year.

Similar to biennial whose latin bi- prefix bi- means "two," so bidiem means "every two days."

See also bidaily. The bi- prefix on bidaily means "divides into two," so that bidaily events occur twice each day.

I need you to report bidiem, every other day.

by Brian Layman January 9, 2009

poor man's bidet

When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.

bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.

Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.

by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005

bidibodi bidibu

A song from the movie "Super Troopers" Possibly the only good thing that has come out of Germany.

n00b guy: You heard that song from Super Troopers its sick as, what's it called again?

l33t guy: It's bidibodi bidibu you n00blet.

by ministryofsound May 24, 2005