bedtime bowl

To smoke a quick bowl before bed, usually to help one get to bed quickly.

"Oh man, last night i was tossing and turning till like 2 am, then i ripped a quick bedtime bowl and it was lights out".

by manhit66 January 8, 2009

bergina

What a fake gynecologist calls a vagina.

Ok Meg, let's take a look at that bergina.

by thewebguy April 26, 2006

beaver beating

As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer.

If that girl keeps lookin at me like that i'm gonna go beaver beating.

by Adam February 12, 2005

epic beating

a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".

Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

by mak2675 August 23, 2007

The Devil is Beating His Wife

When the sun is shining but it's raining at the same time.

Adam: Look Jane! It's raining and there's sun at the same time.
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!

by camilleq September 10, 2006

beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003

beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

by rhcpgod August 12, 2003