The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.
BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?
You: Sure is man, why do you ask?
BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.
You: Thanks beer wanker.
You: Sure is man, why do you ask?
BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.
You: Thanks beer wanker.
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by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020
Get the homeopathic beer mug.n. Associated with bar sports. The condition in which a players ability improves after the consumption of alcohol. The player eventually reaches a point, the peak, where all performace exponentially declines thereafter.
I haven't quite hit my beer curve yet, thats why Joe keeps beating me.
I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.
I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.
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Beer cuffing is the act of getting handcuffed to a case of beer, and you're not let go till it's empty. Keys to the handcuffs are often given to someone whom you trust.
Can be played with two players, where each player is handcuffed to each side of a case.
Being let go in order to piss can be optional, although is recommended for 2 player games, especially with female players.
Beer cuffing is the act of getting handcuffed to a case of beer, and you're not let go till it's empty. Keys to the handcuffs are often given to someone whom you trust.
Can be played with two players, where each player is handcuffed to each side of a case.
Being let go in order to piss can be optional, although is recommended for 2 player games, especially with female players.
by Cap'n Crimson April 22, 2015
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A type of beer that is deeply frozen during brewing and the ice removed, increasing the alcohol content.
A type of beer that is deeply frozen during brewing and the ice removed, increasing the alcohol content.
Since alcohol has a lower freezing point and doesn't form crystals, when the ice is filtered off the alcohol concentration increases in ice beer.
by sdc9 January 27, 2007
Get the ice beer mug.A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.
Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.
by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012
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