beheragraph 

an extremely short and pointless waste of time paragraph, usually signaling that the reader should realize that the assigned paragraph was a complete waste of time and had no educational value.

Rahul/Mac Daddy:Mac Daddy has his series of beheragraphs in.
Ahern: Mac Daddy, this is wasting my time..
Rahul/Mac Daddy: so was the assignment, im not learning anything, and my rahul told me not to

beheragraph by Rahul B the real MacDaddy November 15, 2007

bearagraph 

Any paragraph with bear implications including, but not limited to, Cutler, Ditka, and Chicago.

(In Chicago Accent)

Yea I was offered a job at the CIA cuz they heard i can write a mean bearagraph.

bearagraph by Bear Fan, Go Bears October 4, 2010