Begongled

when you are beyond fucked.

the venezuelan president got begongled

by Ampexz January 13, 2026

League befuddled

someone who recently became very attractive but does not yet realize they have gone up a league (and so is willing to date people in their former league) can be described as league befuddled.

A: damn look at karen! She got totally hot over the summer.
B: you should totally ask her out dude
A: bro she would never go out with someone like me! Maybe before but now she's way out of my league!
B: she doesn't know that, shes totally league befuddled.

by Kachowmcqueen September 1, 2017

get bungled!

it's like getting wrecked, but in a ~tickle~ kind of way

joel: "yo dude! why did you pants me?"

ezra: "hahahah get bungled! get bungled!"

by holdensfanclub April 28, 2022

Dirty Bungledash

The act of sewing your ass cheeks onto an unsuspecting friend, drinking lots of dairy products while fully knowing you're lactose intolerant, then proceed to Diarrhea inside their mouth.

Last night Nate stomach hurt so he gave Jones a Dirty Bungledash.

by DA Big curly July 17, 2024

Dirty Bungledash

The act of sewing your ass cheeks onto an unsuspecting friend, drinking lots of dairy products while fully knowing you're lactose intolerant, then proceed to Diarrhea inside their mouth.

Last night Nate stomach hurt so he gave Jones a Dirty Bungledash.

by DA Big curly July 17, 2024

Dirty Bungledash

The act of sewing your Dirty Crusty Asshole onto your unsuspecting friend, Then proceed to drink/eat lots of dairy products while knowing your lactose intolerant. Then proceed to shit all down their throat.

Last night Nate gave Jones a Dirty Bungledash

by DA Big curly July 17, 2024