beef cake

One that is muscle bound or one with gay tendencies

Threat loves beef cake kind of guys, thus he is in love with Bricktop.

by Skunkbush May 6, 2007

beefcakes

The lumps that form on your biceps when you flex.
Most often compared in a gay fashion. Or when under diress, a feeling to show off your BEEFCAKES may consume you until you are no more than a simple honkee.

"Hey Craig, you want to show off beefcakes and rub oil upon our perky buns while listening to the latest coldplay alBUM?"
"Certainly Randal!"

by gloria glovebox August 14, 2006

Beef Cake

a canned pound of meat that says makes you beefy but really makes the stuff under your skin beef. You become over weight and when you bleed you bleed cow blood instead. Beef starts oozing out of cuts. Makes it more difficult to piss because of the beef clogging everything down there.

After I had some of this Beef Cake My cock is too heavy to get boners.

by Nico H. February 29, 2008

beef cake

a description of a big muscly women with a mans voice

emily sexton of royton,manchester is a beef cake

by bob September 4, 2004

Beejcake

A beefcake lifeguard at the beach.

"Have you seen Mike since middle school? He's a Beejcake and a Beejmaster on the surf board."

by karl jr. April 4, 2013

Beef Cake

A red headed faggot who plays war hammer and gives frequent rusty trombones, brother to " Cheese Cake "

" Your such a beef cake you fuckin zeeke "

by Ketchup35 May 31, 2006

Beef Cake

Originating in the 1860's the Beef Cake was a medievel Festival involving stuffing living cows with assorted flours.

Thar be a fine Beef Cake, yummay!

by Clara Hill September 30, 2004