Bachelor Plate

Using the inside cardboard of a pizza box or pizza box lid for 'a plate' on which to eat other than pizza. There may be slight grease or cheese residue on the box or lid, but this does not deter the bachelor from using either flat surface as a plate. Using a bachelor plate means that there are no clean dishes, every dish is dirty and while it's a food poisoning risk, the bachelor is too lazy to wash dishes.

This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.

One dude to another: I've got 2 plates left.

Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.

Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)

Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!

Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.

by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009

Ace of Base

a Swedish Europop band that scored big hits in the 90s. Their debut album "The Sign" was the number one album for the year 1994 in America. The title track was also the biggest song of that year in the U.S.A. Compared to ABBA, the group consists of Joker, Buddha, Lyn Bergssen and Jenny Bergssen.

Wlliam: Wanna hear some Ace of Base?

Leonard: Yeah! I saw some of their videos on TV. Man, those chicks are HOT!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006

Base Delta Zero

The complete and total bombardment of a planetary surface, eradicating all life in the area with such force as to leave said area uninhabitable for a long period of time afterwards. In a large scale assault, may also involve burning away of the atmosphere. Usually the assault is performed by an Imperial-Class Star Destroyer or an equivalent type cruiser.

"Commander, prepare to execute the Base Delta Zero strike on San Francisco"
-Admiral Kanos

by Sax Russel March 27, 2004

base system

Objectives for a relationship
Also known as the four f's:
1) french
2) feel
3) finger
4) fuck

Friend 1: where you got to on the base system
Friend 2: I got to fourth base with ma gal last night

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

all your base

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning
Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: Ha Ha Ha Ha ….
Captain: Take off every "zig."
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move "zig".
Captain: For great justice.

Used as a now all too pop-culture reference to Zero Wing, All Your Base is used to tell someone that you are Pwning them hardcore 1337style.

Person 1:"OMG you beat us!!!"
Person 2:"All your base are belong to us, you have no chance to survive."

by FP2000 January 30, 2004

Baseball Stars

The coolest fucking NES baseball game of all time and the second best NES sports game of all time, behind Tecmo Super Bowl.

Dude, those Lovely Ladies on Baseball Stars are hot. I'd love to see them and the Ghastly Monsters go at it.

by kingdick April 6, 2005

bachelor load

a load of laundry comprised of whatever you need clean, first. Usually consists of t-shirts, skivvies, jeans, white socks, and a towel or two. You'll get to the rest of the pile later. Really.

- or - doing loads of laundry without regard to color or fabric. Just keep filling the washer until the pile is gone. Those socks will eventually find thier mates when all is said and done.

"Dude.. the game starts at 3 but you can drop by anytime after 2. "

"um.. I gotta do laundry first though"

"oh man, you wont get here til halftime.."

"No worries, just gonna do a bachelor load. Once it's in the dryer, I'm on my way"

by Gary Straynge November 8, 2011