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bard

When your friend or homie are is being stupid or strange
Dude your being such a bard.
by yekcohh September 29, 2020
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Bard Time

Spending an inordinate amount of time composing a clever and well-timed email reply.
Dog, that Samantha sure got in my head. Had to do some bard time to escape solitary.
by Ubuge June 29, 2011
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VENTI THE BARD

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you
by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022
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Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.
Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!
by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018
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Bard

1: omg who is that

2. Oh that's "Bard" she is dating winter
by <3bird_is_the_word February 6, 2022
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Bard

Bard is when someone is trying to say that they’re telling the truth similar to the phrase “on god”
Me:”I met a really popular celebrity last week”
Friend:”no you didn’t stop lying”
Me:”bard I did”
by Dmvurbandictionary July 17, 2023
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bard

md/dc slang for "i swear" or "forreal". typically used when something crazy was told.
i real just linked her & ha friend, you styling ls , nope i bard!
by i-got-stat March 26, 2025
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