Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.
Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...
by Zartosht December 14, 2021
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Dirty Bard

A guy that learns hentai music on a lute to play for his entire DND group.
You know that nerd Toby, he's such a dirty bard.
by tobiasgrahl September 22, 2021
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Barding

When you (or someone else) plays music through their microphone on the voice chat during an online game. Usually done to either entertain the team or inspire the team.
my game of R6 was going shit till this guy started barding
by eckzie July 05, 2019
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bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023
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Doing a Bard

Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.
"Have you seen Matt?"

"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"
by Copperfield February 17, 2009
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Basual Bard Baucus

The gathering of the greatest poker players in the world to battle it out in a rich kid's basement for $20. Formerly known as the Kasual Kard Kaucus.
Let's get a game going in the Basual Bard Baucus
by Basual Bard Baucus November 27, 2018
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Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.
Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.
by Marv from ki February 23, 2023
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