The famed turtle-like creature popularized in such video games as Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Super Mario Bros. 3. This is the pre-royalty title of the villian. He lived with his parents until he was 25, brooding on his own inadequacy. When he inherited his rich grandmothers isolated castle located past Koopa infested deserts, caves, and mountains, he decided it was time to look for company. His obsession with Princess Peach eventually led to him meeting Mario Mario and they instantaneously became rivals for her affection. But we all know it is Luigi Mario who does all the work.
What?
No you suck.
What?
No you suck.
"Bowser!!!!! Take out the trash!!!!"
by Luigi Mario May 13, 2005
Get the Bowser mug.1. A synonmyous variation of "emo sucks," which is an indisputable fact because emo is a false musical/fashion genre with absolutely nothing new to offer other than its own bland hodge-poge rip off of other, genuine musical subcultures, false negativity, and pride in looking like all other emo clones.
2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.
3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.
2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.
3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.
1. I had a mystical vision, wherein the ultimate truth was revealed to me and inscribed in stone it said: "emo blows!"
2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.
3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.
2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.
3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.
by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007
Get the emo blows mug.Otherwise known as 'Balls Out'
Description of a person, with little regard for safety or outcome, entering into a situation with gusto, in which they are generally seen as the underdog.
Description of a person, with little regard for safety or outcome, entering into a situation with gusto, in which they are generally seen as the underdog.
Kevin - ' Mr Chambers is chatting up that fat lass looking to score with her, she looks like she could beat the shit out of him to be honest'
Craig ' Well he's been rejected by 12 other girls tonight, you have to give him his dues, he's going baws oot with this one'
Craig ' Well he's been rejected by 12 other girls tonight, you have to give him his dues, he's going baws oot with this one'
by Chabbs October 7, 2011
Get the Baws Oot mug.A term taken from the slang for vomiting, but re-appropriated to illuminate the incompetence of an individual.
- "Remember our 9th grade production of Romeo and Juliet? Greg totally ruined it with his shitty acting."
- "Word. Greg blows chunks."
- "Word. Greg blows chunks."
by Halvetica August 12, 2007
Get the blows chunks mug.To throw a punch past an opponents face (across) and then to strike them with a pop of the elbow on the way by.
John: I can't fight with a broken hand. What will I do?
Brian: Just start throwing bows up at dem hoes.
Brian: Just start throwing bows up at dem hoes.
by BPri July 8, 2006
Get the throwing bows mug.- WHO THE FUCK IS THROWIN BOWS???
- Me!
- Oh, that was a good one.
- Thanks, heres another one. *WHACK!*
- nice, keep'em comin!
- No, my elbow hurts.
- Me!
- Oh, that was a good one.
- Thanks, heres another one. *WHACK!*
- nice, keep'em comin!
- No, my elbow hurts.
by Rudager08 January 31, 2008
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