balance attack

Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.

A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.

by ciro307 September 7, 2009

Balancewaad

The habit of both-siding a political issue to make two unequals look like equals.

The news debate panel had a Hindutva right-wing ideologue on one side and a pacifist, Muslim school teacher on the other. Liberals said this was an act of balancewaad. The news station was both-siding the issue.

by famished_writer June 9, 2022

forty balance

a phrase used to describe a person's terrible balance
based off having 40/100 experience points in the balance category of NHL 11

damn it, i've got forty balance right now i can't even stand up

by wordception June 18, 2011

Hood balance

The balance between individuals in a highly competitive environment where the risks of confrontation don't always outweigh the end result.

The Roman provinces had a hood balance with the Gaul's during the crisis of the third century.

by Blue pedal August 24, 2017

A Balanced Suck

A term used to describe when a situation really sucks, however it sucks for more than just that one person or individual, for example two armies fighting in a flooded city is a sucky situation for both therefore, balanced. Hence "A Balanced Suck."

"I hate that new feature"
"Yeah man same, it makes it harder for both teams."
"I guess its a balanced suck then..."
"Not so bad then I suppose."

by rayuk October 25, 2022

Siberian New Balance

when you fill someone's shoes/socks with snow as a prank or punishment

Aw dang it Harold! Why you gotta do the ol' Siberian New Balance to me? Now I can't feel my toes!

by earnsmojo January 31, 2021

off balanced

is ugly weird stupid lame sad

"Ayo son my shoe games is on point but with out new era fits cocked off stupid ahhhh the shits wha'look off balanced"

by J Benefit November 19, 2007