baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.

Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.

by MoFo December 21, 2004

Operation Baguette

The act or intention to... 'Cease' SR_Stancat123's Stupidity.

A common phrase within the SR Community.

Eg - "You know what to do, Operation Baguette!" - SR PUBG

by Proffessional Sheep Shagger September 20, 2021

Douche Baguette

The female equivalent of Douche Bag.

Girl: Go with that Douche Baguette, you two are perfect for each other.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Baguette

To get pimp-slapped in the face with a hollow sheath of french bread...the sole act of aggression allowed within the walls of Panera.

"Don't eat all of Johnny's chips or he will baguette your face!"

by Motards November 13, 2011

douche baguette

A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".

My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.

by Giovanni Strunzo August 19, 2007

Baguetting

When french people cut a hole in the end of a baguette and insert their genitals into the hole, then insert the other end of the baguette into the females genitals

Yo ali, I was baguetting your mom last night

by Mr.Baguette March 1, 2019

Baguette

The name for the protruding chunky roll of skirt created by women who roll the top of their skirt up, to get the effect of wearing a shorter skirt or just to raise a skirt that is too low.

Person 1: She's got a baguette.
Person 2: Baguette?
Person 1: That chunky circle around her waist.

by Piece of cheese January 30, 2010