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Backseat

Is a reference to a person who frequently asks "what?". The term originates from people in the back of the car always misinterpreting the message of the people in the front seats. The term is properly used as a noun.
Teacher: Homework is due 3:00 Tuesday.

Student: What time is homework due Friday?
Other student: She said 3:00 Tuesday, backseat.
by Jjhuntley March 6, 2017
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Backside

Backside is the word used to describe when a guy has permission to enter in the alternative option. In general, all guys like to go up the backside but it's a true honor and gift.
Me: I've been dating Joe for six months, and I finally gave him a season pass to go up the backside.
Friend: Shit really? You must love this guy. Oww
by Funny Moms August 8, 2016
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backseat diva

When your mother in law is the biggest pain going and yet... what a cougar!
" Gee honey, your mother is such a backseat diva."
" Don't you mean backseat driver?"
" I know what I mean."
by Worongary Jim March 10, 2010
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backseat surprise

When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.

This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.

Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!

There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012
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Backseat Charlie

A person sitting in the backseat of a car who has no say in what goes on inside the car.
"Hey change it back, I like that song!"

"Shut up backseat charlie."
by buttcheeksbrown November 11, 2012
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backside flip

skateboard maneuver in which the rider performs a kickflip and a backside 180 rotation
oh man, theotis has backside flips on lock.
by himey ho March 4, 2014
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Backside of the Poon

When you look at a ho from the back and see a little bit of pussy from the ass. And I’m not talking about the gardening tool.
When I told that bitch to make me some Chef Boyardee I couldn’t help but notice the backside of the poon.
by Yung poon November 25, 2017
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