1) Someone who does not believe in a god or any gods.
2) Someone who thinks they're better than those who are religious.
2) Someone who thinks they're better than those who are religious.
1) Religious person: I'm Christian.
Good Atheist: That's cool, I'm athiest.
2) Religious person: I'm Christian.
Bad Athiest: OMGZ!!! All Christians are such hypocrites!! they discriminate and generalize and think they're better than everyone else! I hate all the stupid Christians!
Religious person: Hey, dumbass, do you realize you just did the exact thing you just accused Christians of doing? You're the fucking hypocrite here, not us.
Bad Atheist: Uh... er... um... stop being smarter than me!
Good Atheist: That's cool, I'm athiest.
2) Religious person: I'm Christian.
Bad Athiest: OMGZ!!! All Christians are such hypocrites!! they discriminate and generalize and think they're better than everyone else! I hate all the stupid Christians!
Religious person: Hey, dumbass, do you realize you just did the exact thing you just accused Christians of doing? You're the fucking hypocrite here, not us.
Bad Atheist: Uh... er... um... stop being smarter than me!
by That Other Girl July 28, 2005
Usually a close-minded, arrogant,self-centered individual who thinks that because they don't believe in a higher being it makes them some how superior and enlightened....they usually don't listen to anything that people of faith have to say because thay'e too busy being "open-minded to all things"
Person of Faith: Hi would you like to come to church/synogogue/mosque/temple?
Atheist: Church? hahaha you are less evolved then I for I refuse to listen to those who have faith I am too open minded to science even though it's theories have been known to be proven wrong
POF: That sounds close minded to me
Atheist: Close minded? you dont listen to science...science is always right
POF:Right?... you mean right like the world is flat?or that you can make gold from rocks?
Atheist: NO SHUT UP YOUR MAKING TOO MUCH SINCE....YOUR MAKING TO MUCH SINCE...I HATE GODS BECAUSE THAT MEANS I'M JUST BEING A SELF-RIGHTEOUSS BASTARD THAT'S TELLING EVEYONE THEY'RE WRONG BECAUSE I'M INSECURE AND I HAVE TO TRY TOO ASSERT MY BELIEFS TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK SMART
Atheist: Church? hahaha you are less evolved then I for I refuse to listen to those who have faith I am too open minded to science even though it's theories have been known to be proven wrong
POF: That sounds close minded to me
Atheist: Close minded? you dont listen to science...science is always right
POF:Right?... you mean right like the world is flat?or that you can make gold from rocks?
Atheist: NO SHUT UP YOUR MAKING TOO MUCH SINCE....YOUR MAKING TO MUCH SINCE...I HATE GODS BECAUSE THAT MEANS I'M JUST BEING A SELF-RIGHTEOUSS BASTARD THAT'S TELLING EVEYONE THEY'RE WRONG BECAUSE I'M INSECURE AND I HAVE TO TRY TOO ASSERT MY BELIEFS TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK SMART
by YouMetAMan January 02, 2008
A very broad catagory of people that others may consider anything from unethical to logical. In truth atheism (a-lacking; theism-beleif in a higher power) makes up a large number of people with different beleifs. Not all atheists are such because they don't have proof that God exists.
I, for one, am atheist because I know that if I were Christian, and I ended up in heven, I would feel guilty that a good many people in hell were there for eternity because they grew up with one set of "heretical" beleifs and "were never taught better".
I beleive that hell is a punishment that people are told they will face if they are not good to their fellow man. This would be a good thing, however, if, say, a Native American, who did not beleive Christ was the son of God and did only good during his life, goes to hell, that defeats the concept.
Nobody has the right to say one child is born with "original sin" and the way to cleanse him is to pay the church.
I have many reasons to be atheist (and science is one of them). It is always better to judge the individual than to put everybody into about 25 groups and dictate their right to live on this planet based on that.
I, for one, am atheist because I know that if I were Christian, and I ended up in heven, I would feel guilty that a good many people in hell were there for eternity because they grew up with one set of "heretical" beleifs and "were never taught better".
I beleive that hell is a punishment that people are told they will face if they are not good to their fellow man. This would be a good thing, however, if, say, a Native American, who did not beleive Christ was the son of God and did only good during his life, goes to hell, that defeats the concept.
Nobody has the right to say one child is born with "original sin" and the way to cleanse him is to pay the church.
I have many reasons to be atheist (and science is one of them). It is always better to judge the individual than to put everybody into about 25 groups and dictate their right to live on this planet based on that.
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
Atheist: "All religions try to steal market-share from each other. Christianity stole pagan believers by celebrating Christmas on the same day as the festival for Mithras the sun god. So a bunch of simple-minded, self-righteous pillocks isn't going to stop me having fun at Christmas."
by English Boy December 13, 2004
Someone who believes in no God. Most people really don't care about religious beliefs and don't judge their friends off of them. You know what they say...
Atheist:I don't believe in God
Christian:Oh, that's cool
Atheist:What? Your not going to persecute me for saying that?
Christian:No, not at all. My best argument is this - If YOUR right and IM wrong about God, I lose nothing. However, if IM right and YOUR wrong, well, sucks to be you...
Christian:Oh, that's cool
Atheist:What? Your not going to persecute me for saying that?
Christian:No, not at all. My best argument is this - If YOUR right and IM wrong about God, I lose nothing. However, if IM right and YOUR wrong, well, sucks to be you...
by yubber75 October 18, 2010
Someone who doesn't believe in any God. There are two types.
1. The live and let live atheists who don't shove their opinions down any ones throat. These people have social lives.
2. The arrogant, intolerant pricks who send all day long bitching and trolling on the youtube comments sections. They always talk about reason and logic but lack the logic to realize that no one is being persuaded by their intolerance. They are postive that there is no afterlife yet they spend that only life on the interent trolling people. Most of them are 15 year olds who think that they are really cool even though they don't have any friends.
Even the average Catholic priest gets more ass than the average militant atheist.
1. The live and let live atheists who don't shove their opinions down any ones throat. These people have social lives.
2. The arrogant, intolerant pricks who send all day long bitching and trolling on the youtube comments sections. They always talk about reason and logic but lack the logic to realize that no one is being persuaded by their intolerance. They are postive that there is no afterlife yet they spend that only life on the interent trolling people. Most of them are 15 year olds who think that they are really cool even though they don't have any friends.
Even the average Catholic priest gets more ass than the average militant atheist.
" The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer. " -Albert Einstien
Militant Atheist: I'am atheist therefore that makes me smarter and better than everone else and I show that by trolling people on youtube.
Smart person: How about , you get a fucking life.
Militant Atheist: I'am atheist therefore that makes me smarter and better than everone else and I show that by trolling people on youtube.
Smart person: How about , you get a fucking life.
by Femhypocrite January 03, 2011
Normal people who lack a belief in a supreme diety. Just like normal people they can be jerks or be nice, it's really not that interesting.
Atheists are just like you and everyone else and probably do not wish to eat your children, because they do not do that sort of thing despite what your Aunt Samantha says.
by Saint Lawrence January 21, 2012