by John F. Tomlinson. March 28, 2003
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by ohmygodchipotlé April 23, 2021
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by Snake June 18, 2006
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Get the Per aspera ad Astra mug.A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"
Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"
Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.
Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."
Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.
Jim: "What?"
Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."
Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”
Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”
Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.
Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."
Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.
Jim: "What?"
Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."
Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”
Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”
Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017
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It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."
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"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."
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by SteedIrl August 2, 2011
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