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Asteroids.

This word adequately replaces haemorrhoid. It sounds more appropriate!
The angle of the dangle of my asteroids is driving me barmy and they itch like hell!
by John F. Tomlinson. March 28, 2003
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Aster

A name, meaning: The sexiest person you will ever see, the baddest bitch in all the land, someone who could fuck the shit out of you
Aster: "hey"
Me: *coughs* "that was really hot"
by ohmygodchipotlé April 23, 2021
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Asterisk RP

Asterisk RP: Like normal Roleplaying, but the use of asterisks at the beginning and end of the post, signifying that a post has been made.
*submits a definition to Urban Dictionary about Asterisk RP*
by Snake June 18, 2006
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Per aspera ad Astra

"Through hardships to the stars."
A moto of trekkies or the like.
Trekkie: Per aspera ad Astra!
Non-trekkie: Huh?? What did you say?
by jaelee11 March 17, 2008
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Asteroids

A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"
Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"

Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.

Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."

Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.

Jim: "What?"

Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."

Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”

Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”

Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017
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Taking an astral

The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.
It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."

"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."

"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
by SteedIrl August 2, 2011
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Astralgender

a gender that feels connected to space
"My gender is Astralgender which means my gender feels connected to space"
by Luna55192 April 19, 2022
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