Assgeefunkle

Another word for anything meaning terrible or anything in that nature. It was generated sometime in 2005-06 by "Stacy B" simply by going accross a word search searching for a new sounding word. It sounded like it should've been a word, she immediately put it to use.

Assgeefunkle, that food tastes disgusting! If you weren't sunch an assgeefunk of a person, maybe you'd have some friends. That dog is assgeefunkly smelling.

by The Real Stacy B January 3, 2010

Asspen

an undesirable, selfish male from the famed ski-bum town of Aspen, CO. his main concerns include beer, drugs, and banging you after he causes you to believe he is the answer to your boyfriend prayers. ladies, remember, "the odds are good but the goods are odd."

kate: he was so into me when we were skiing yesterday. i totally thought we connected!
jen: did you bang?
kate: obvi.
jen: girl, he's an asspen! they don't connect!

by mightymississippi September 9, 2010

asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 22, 2008

asspenny

The lowest common denominator of ass-product. Smallest measure of a piece of shit.

He's not even a piece of shit, he's just an asspenny!

by Jonas VanSpreckles May 15, 2007

Asspie

A pie that was set on an ass blanket

Would you eat an asspie?

by Sandy February 18, 2004

asspelunker

a term used to insult your friend.

shut up! you asspelunker!!

by james May 4, 2003

asspert

The complete opposite of expert. An asspert gets paid to do something he or she is absolutely no good at. An asspert never improves despite years of practice. Assperts are generally located in high school guidance departments but can be found pretty much anywhere in the education field. An asspert will never accept responsibility for bad advice and will inevitably blame the victim.

Joe: Mr. Dunderhead, Instead of adding my journalism class, you scheduled me for FOUR study halls and canceled a full year class.

Dunderhead: Well, I don't want you to slack off just because you're a senior!

Joe: Well, Mr. Dunderhead, you're the asspert.

by kaykaycee February 28, 2010