asspolice

A Nigga looking for some ass and constantly patrols his local trap for snacks to grub and grind on

Dude #1: "Aye loc, i heard twelve was up in this bitch big dawg! lookin' for someone"
Dude # "Nah, G they was lookin fo' some fat ass! Them mofos the asspolice. They ain't want no trapper you fuckin' nincompoop!"

by Yxung_Drxp July 6, 2022

Assoholic

1. A person suffering for the effect of being an asshole.

synonyms: dick, curmudgeon, twatwaffle, bitch

“The patient’s wife said to me, Sorry he’s an assoholic.”

by BandAider893 August 22, 2022

Assholistic

An extremely stupid action, comment or behavior

He cheated on me thinking that i don't know, that's such an assholistic move by him.

by AhmedTix November 7, 2023

assoholic

Someone who is addicted to being an asshole

Principal Nolan is a ducking assoholic

by Tokki Mayo December 11, 2024

assfoolishness

A series of actions or behaviors that are considered foolish or ridiculous, often characterized by a lack of common sense or awareness. Typically employed in informal contexts to criticize someone's unwise decisions or actions that provoke amusement or disbelief.

I am tired of this constant assfoolishness from you. Please stop it, or else I'm going to not talk to you ever again.

by Noisy Jackets October 31, 2025

Assholish

Assholish: A person that’s not normally an asshole that displays asshole tendencies on rare occasions.

You know bro, I know you are not an asshole and I love you but you are being assholish.

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025