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Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.
She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.
by M. Erectus January 9, 2021
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Armadillo Style

People performing sexual acts while dressed in renaissance fighting gear/armor.
Jena and Bob were caught having an Armadillo Style orgy in the woods.
by Kingmaster74 November 22, 2009
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Dirty Armando

The act of transferring your under arm odor to another person's upper lip, typically via one's index and middle fingers. This results in a recipient who constantly smells your BO. Best accomplished when target is unaware of their fate until it's already too late.

Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.
After working out together, I thought it'd be funny to give my girlfriend a dirty armando. She didn't laugh.
by Ariel K. January 10, 2009
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Armads

1.The legendary axe used in ancient times to fight the dragons during the scouring. Charged with lightning, it is from the video game Fire Emblem for the Gameboy advance which is a prequel to a long running sereis of games in japan.Also the weilder of the axe took the name of his beloved axe as his own, his true name was Durban.
Hector weilds the Armads against the dragon.
by Antonio Schiano di cola December 4, 2004
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ARMageddon

The term which best describes the financial disaster one faces when their adjustable rate mortgage (ARM) increases to the maximum rate.....
When Paul bought his first home he opted for an ARM.
However,when his rate skyrocketed as a result of the economic crisis he faced ARMageddon.
by sheila in the car July 20, 2011
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Armando

A loving, emotional, and sensitive person. Very passionate about the people he loves and will do anything for them. A loyal and committed man and is very hard to make him angry so be careful if you do. Versatile on the way he dresses and the music he listens to, loves art and very particular on the people he surrounds himself around. If you have or talk to an armando keep them close because they won’t always be there forever. Covers how’s he feeling with fake emotions and you’ll never know how he’s truly feeling. Stubborn, smart, and hilarious person. People judge him based on what others say instead of getting to know him.
There’s armando again playing trippie redd!
by Airmike335 August 8, 2018
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