Alison

The best sister you could ever ask for.She's amaz.She'll always be there for you through thick and thin ,through sunshine or snowstorm.She is one of the funniest people you will ever meet.She's smart and pretty.Whenever you are sad she'll always be there for you ready to make you smile,feel better,help you dry your tears or give you advice.She is the one person who you can trust for sure.She'll never ever let you down.You can always count on Alison.If you have an Alison by your side you are truly the luckiest person alive cuz a sister like her only comes once in a lifetime.

Alison you're the best! Ily sis!!!!!

by ~parisromecaribean~ November 21, 2013

Adison

a sweet natured girl, with high ambition. She shines with love and joy. Always a loyal friend, and strong leader.

She was truely an adison, and led her team to victory.

by Olive You Photography February 3, 2010

Arizona

A southwestern state in the United States known for being hotter than Satan's anus. 100 degrees or hotter is considered a "normal" temperature, and 70 degrees or cooler is considered a fall/winter temperature. We don't use daylight savings time here because f*ck sunlight. Personally I would not recommend that you touch any metal outside. Or concrete. Or rocks. Or anything in general. It never rains (unless it's monsoon season, where it might rain once or twice), and thus Death Valley exists. Surprisingly enough there is snow towards the northern part of the state but it never lasts long enough to make a proper snow fort. Halloween stinks because javelinas can and will eat your pumpkins. The state has a lot of people coming and going because they don't want to be here during the summer because it's hot, but they do want to be here during the winter because it's hot. In the summer children enjoy vacation without actually going outside. No matter what time of year it is you can get sunburns because screw you, that's why. The only natural disaster you really need to worry about is the dust storms, which are annoying as f*ck to clean out of your pool afterwards. Nothing particularly important happened here historically, but all you really need to know is that a bunch of natives used to live here and the white people came and did what they usually did to land that wasn't theirs: took it by force. Essentially the state of Arizona is hotter than hell and yet people still live here.

You can tell that we're in Arizona because it's 120 degrees outside.

by BomberJacknut October 8, 2017

Arizona Collision

When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.

Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.

by xxxbananas March 7, 2014

Alison

She is beautiful and intelligent, she always wants to help out, Alison is a little emotional when it comes to sad and personal things, Alison is a great friend

Alison is Amazing

by EmTsgirl July 12, 2017

Peter and Alison

When a person commits a mindless act causing minor damage to another person, for example accidentally hitting someone with a bag. Or a large group of people who cause commotion on public transport systems. People who should not have bothered and it would have been best if they'd stayed at home.

'That woman just broke that mans arm with her trolley'
'Oh what a Peter and Alison'

'PETER, MOVE DOWN THE TRAIN. ALISON PUT THAT BABY DOWN'

by AEBHCC May 10, 2009

San Luis, Arizona

Satan wanted a place to torture any sinner, so he created San Luis.
Nobody knows of this town, there are never any good shows here, we have to travel far to see a good band, it's f*cking hot here, and nobody speaks English.
Nothing to do there, it shouldn't be considered a city, nor a town, nor a village.

Dude 1: San Luis, Arizona is shit.
Shit: What did I do for you to compare me to that?

by DeathADestinationDC December 19, 2011