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Alderson

A huge zit or pimple that takes forever (months even) to go away.
Damn, that zit on my face is turning into an Alderson.
by SpokaneHo November 19, 2010
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Alden

Alden is a caring and a friend you would want to have... I have no words for he will do whatever it takes for his friends to be happy... Thanks Alden!
Alden is a noble boy
by LOLGAMIN September 12, 2020
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Adea

A very hot girl who is funny. Always has something to say, and can be super nice, or the biggest bitch. Everyone knows who she is because of her super fresh swag.
by Jaylee Fourtis July 7, 2011
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Alderaan

You better watch it, or I'll go Alderaan on your ass!
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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Dirty Alden

The act of cumming inside a girl and slurping the cum out of her with a straw
Alden was wild last night! He gave me a dirty Alden and it was AMAZING!
by Here’s April 16, 2020
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dirty alder

When your dog licks his chocolate starfish for twenty minutes straight, then you walk in all naive and whatnot and ask him for a big sloppy tongue kiss.
Madison: "Who stepped in dog poop?"
Mike: "Nobody bruh, Its your breath from the Dirty Alder you just received." (Throws up in mouth a little bit.}
by Aztec Two Step March 28, 2020
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alden

comes from the old english <i>auld</i> meaning 'wise' and the dutch <i>denusker</i> meaning 'gaurdian.' acutally means: <i>'wise gaurdian'</i>

1) <i>noun</i>: the dnd geek's wet dream. a flirtatious blonde who is not as dumb as her hair colour might suggest. many aldens hate pop music, and enjoy theatre and english class. can be found near shakespeare.

do not freeze aldens.

2) <i>verb</i>: to befriend mortal enemies and then have to deal with the consequences of their hatred for each other. <i>also see star crossed. 'to pull an alden.'</i>

3) <i>verb</i>: to make up words at ranodm and then attempet to pass them off as real.
1) oh man, that alden is so 1337. i just love the way she rolls those twenty-sided die...

2) young jim has pulled an alden, and now needs to have two birthday parties.

3) samantha had to hide her english teacher's dictionary, as she aldened much of her term paper.
by anon. July 7, 2004
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