Affluenza, typically referred to as "rich bitch itch" or "silver spoon syndrome", is a contagious disorder usually resulting from living off the pay cheque and/or status of others. Often those affected with affluenza show symptoms early in the disease, with affected children learning to display their caregivers wealth or status in order to acquire friendships.
Contamination later in life is generally limited to those of the female persuasion who use their husband or partner's status to sway the balance of power in their favour. Though seen in males on occasion, it is generally quite rare for males to be infected by the position power of their partner or spouse.
Though a cure has not been definitely established, affluenza is often treated by therapy which can include community service at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter. More intense treatment for this disorder includes forced relocation away from the source of the patient's perceived power. Some professionals believe neurasnobberase inhibitors are highly effective in small doses but studies have been inconclusive.
Contamination later in life is generally limited to those of the female persuasion who use their husband or partner's status to sway the balance of power in their favour. Though seen in males on occasion, it is generally quite rare for males to be infected by the position power of their partner or spouse.
Though a cure has not been definitely established, affluenza is often treated by therapy which can include community service at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter. More intense treatment for this disorder includes forced relocation away from the source of the patient's perceived power. Some professionals believe neurasnobberase inhibitors are highly effective in small doses but studies have been inconclusive.
Sarah: "I can't believe how much Mandy has changed since she married the military base commander... we used to be so close... now she's a huge snob!"
Christa: "I've seen it before when these women marry someone with a rank higher than Corporal... affluenza."
Christa: "I've seen it before when these women marry someone with a rank higher than Corporal... affluenza."
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passionate physical interaction between lovers in full public view. When over-used or too graphic, can be indicative of an insecure couple in an unstable relationship. PDA exhibitionism is used by many couples to prove their love to onlookers, and to elicit envy.
passionate physical interaction between lovers in full public view. When over-used or too graphic, can be indicative of an insecure couple in an unstable relationship. PDA exhibitionism is used by many couples to prove their love to onlookers, and to elicit envy.
"Look at those two douchebags and their tacky public displays of affection, playing tonsil hockey over there like a couple of ferrets in heat. Get a room!
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The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.
"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."
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Get the affection mug.(verb) The feeling you get from smoking pot a.k.a. marijuana to police and grandparents. To get affected. To be affected. To wish I was affected. OK, now I have to go get affected.
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Get the ben affleck mug.T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.
Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.
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