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Be assed

When a person cannot be bothered doing a task that is given to them. It is used when someone wants to remind on there backside/bum/ass. Hence the expression "Be assed"

Most of the time it is used in Liverpool, England.
"Go to the shop for me please"

"Be assed!"
by AdamLeeB October 18, 2011
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Abedaphobia

The fear of talking about physics at a party.
Dude, Giovanni has mad abedaphobia he wouldn't go to the party because Ashley was there, all she needs is a few drinks and all she talks about is Physics
by physicsisawesome April 25, 2009
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Abednego

Abed-nego. Biblical name from the Book of Daniel. This Babilonian is handsome, mysterious, reserved, unique, totally gorgeous, intelligent, mischievious, a loner and a bit of a sweety monster. Loves midnight feasts and online games. Hates walking bare foot.
handsome sweety monster Nego Mysterious Abednego
by cucurucho February 5, 2010
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differently abled

The current politically correct term for mentally handicapped people. However, by the time this definition is finished being typed, "differently abled" will likely be a "slur" and the new PC term will be something even more vague.
"People with Down Syndrome are not 'disabled,' they're differently abled! And this has nothing to do with political correctness; simply understanding and clarity."
"I beg your pardon, but I don't appreciate you calling people like my son 'differently abled.' They are no more 'different' than any usual person. This is an offensive slur and needs to stop. Spread the word to end the D-word!"
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Abed

Term used to describe an incredibly sexy being, with an unusually large penis. Recent scientific results show that women tend to love men that are named Abed. Someone named Abed, is also usually reffered to as a pussy magnet.
"Wow look at that guy, he's getting a 3 some, wow, he's such an Abed"

"That guy's incredibly handsome, and such an Abed."
by k-h-g May 17, 2009
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Absent-hearted

A person who lacks empathy, is incapable of true love and accordingly has no real friends.
That narcissistic creep is so absent-hearted that he doesn't even really love himself.
by KirkChi April 7, 2015
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shiny arsed

Person who works in an office at a desk all day, wearing the backside of their trousers or skirt to a vivid shine - c.f. pencil pusher.
"Does he know what he's talking about?"
"No, he's a shiny arsed pencil pusher who's come out to see where the real work's done."
by The-Hooded-Claw December 21, 2008
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