Zlorking

The act of doing literally anything at university except studying. This includes scrolling on your phone, hanging out in the cafeteria, talking to friends, or even reorganizing your desk just to avoid coursework.

“I spent three hours zlorking in the library and didn’t open a single book."

by Senior Moki September 29, 2025

A-Zorb

When you frott and your meat falls off so you dirty Marshall them

I was frotting with Sal when I A-Zorbed

by Reefmango June 3, 2025