Zizzer

What a toddler who can not pronounce the word scissor says.

Dad: I can't get this box open to get your new toy out.
Toddler daughter: Oh, hold on, I'll go get the zizzers.

by j.m.c.s.k.b.c.r.c. October 13, 2018

zimer

Trippin people out with skillz

During any type of performance of any skill in a public setting be it real or virtual. Occurs when your skills totally wreak ballz of all noobs around you and causes the opposite sex to react hormonally.
There is no equivalent to this word for a stellar performance between two people such as during sex. This word is only functional in the context it was created.
If you ever hear anyone using this word for a private performance , slap them immediately.

"Did you see that !! That sh#eat wuz nuttn but zimer yo"!

by CoVeNiStIk January 17, 2014

Zimmerman

A Zimmerman is annoying and they don’t have a lot of money or friends. They are very insecure with themselves but they can be funny sometimes

-I hate her
-it must be a Zimmerman

by ougbugg9v October 20, 2020

zimmered

When someone does something patently wrong and then apologises publicly in a melodramatic way so as to garner sympathy greater than that given to the person that was wronged originally.

"I can't believe that 72 year old fat fuck Zimmered me and now I'm the bad guy! Maldito Gerbil!"

by Pedro Martinez October 22, 2003

ryan zimmerman

sexy, 3rd baseman who loves paul sharp. He has a nice asshole. he is among the most badass people alive.

punch in the asshole.

ryan zimmerman

by paulsharp October 20, 2008

Zimmer

An electrical device (usually a coffee grinder) used to bust up bud (weed). NOT THE SAME as a grinder.

"Hey, wanna use my grinder?"
"Nah, I got a zimmer, no hands needed!"

by 420swed420 April 22, 2009

zimberbo

a chubby round human who hubbles along on one foot and runs into parked cars and hides in the bushes and waits for lil boys to run by and then jumpes out and bites their fingers off

catherine!

by ghfghfgh January 4, 2003