Zen Micro

A micro drive MP3 player made by Creative. Comes in 10 different colors (more than the iPod Mini). First models were 5 GB but new 4 & 6 GB models are now available. Also has a blue backlit trim which glows when the 12 hour, removable, rechargeable battery is charging. Those who haven't been brainwashed by Apple know the Zen Micro is the superior MP3 player.

"Why move around in circles to find the song you want? It's all about vertical navigation!"

by Just The Facts March 20, 2005

zen slap

A sudden revelation that changes one's whole perspective of an idea or subject

Colorizing a photo of the Hindenburg was a zen slap, making the incident shockingly more real.

by Phonebooth Lynn April 25, 2014

zen anarchist

A person who believes that modern society has great problems rooted in it, and that people should use protest, criticism, and even gentle violence to achieve social change for the better of humanity. They also believe in the full rights of someone to do whatever they would like as long as it does not hurt others. They often look forward to a day when society as we know it ends in a massive way and there can be an apocalyptic new social setting.

I'm a zen anarchist. The way I see it, someday the whole world is going to go to shit. And I want to sit on a hill with a pair of binoculars and laugh.

by aneumann April 2, 2015

Zen Micro

A new mp3 player, similar to the Apple iPod mini, manufactured by Creative. In general, the Zen Micro is better. It has larger storage capacity and an easier-to-use design.

Dude, did you check out my new Zen Micro? It holds more songs than your iPod Mini, and it was cheaper!

Did you see his slam dunk at last night's game? It was as cool as my Zen Micro!!!

by Liberal Hippie Douche March 14, 2005

Zen Marxism

The philosophical/political/economic beliefs of an extremely small and highly secretive international pseudo-religious sect bent on revolutionary enlightenment through socio-economic understanding and self-compassion.

It sure as hell ain't zen and it sure as hell ain't marxism.

Some Zen Marxism quotes:

"Life has to be given a 'meaning' -- because of the obvious fact that it has no meaning."

"Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate or despise, serves to defeat us in the end. What seems nasty, painful, evil, can become a source of beauty, joy, and strength, if faced with an open mind."

"Hope is a bad thing. It means that you are not what you want to be. It means that part of you is dead, if not all of you. It means that you entertain illusions. It's a sort of spiritual clap, I should say."

"If there is to be any peace, it will come through being, not having."

-- Henry Miller

by trotsky113 October 13, 2008

zen do kai

Zen Do Kai (ZDK) is a martial art which originated in Australia. It was created by Bob Jones and Richard Norton. They created the art after leaving the Japanese Goju Kai Karate Dojo. They opened the first Zen Do Kai centre in Melbourne. The name Zen Do Kai translates to "The best of everything in progression". Zen Do Kai takes techniques from many martial arts such as Muay Thai, Karate and Brazilian Jiu-Jutsu and combines them into one martial art. Due to this, Zen Do Kai focuses on many different techniques such as hand and leg strikes, grapples, submission holds and kata. Although the martial art was originally based in Australia, there are now centres in other countries such as New Zealand and Israel.

Zen Do Kai is a martial art which focuses on techniques from many different martial arts.

by Ninja4ty7ven December 31, 2013

Zen Gucci

At one with the dopeness of thyself, a split between peace and tranquility.

Ready for this party, feeling real zen gucci.

by poetikthug November 25, 2016