Zeeshan

A guy that’ll tell you he’ll marry you and string you along for 3+ years just to cheat on you. Don’t trust him

“Hey I think I really like this guy, he always says nice things to me and makes me feel good”
“Nah you wouldn’t wanna purse it, that’s a total zeeshan”

by ilikeapricots October 18, 2019

Zeeshaan

Some Wannabe Badass Who Tries To Be Known As A Playa But Always Fails Due To His Repulsive Body, Shitty Personality And Mahusssive Nose. Beware, He Will Try And Make You Touch His Chode Down The Park.

Zeeshaan: 'Hey guys!'
Everone Else: 'Piss off fag munch'

by HotBlonde. August 11, 2009

zebedee

An early to mid-morning errection to show that it is time to go back to sleep.

Zebedee-You wake up at 6am, go out and about tired and you find your purple yog spitter is breaking through your boxers.

by Mr Jorj September 28, 2008

Zeeshan

dumb idiot who doesnt understand my advice

Marisa: how does he not understand “whoever smelt it dealt it”?
Annie: idk he must be a zeeshan

by picklefun101 May 25, 2019

zeesty

A gigachad and better then gmule

Gmule is a bozo conpared to zeesty

by piss92 August 24, 2022

Zeeshan Barry

He is the smallest out of the bunch and normally becomes a bitch by the age 10.
He goes to the gym but makes no progress and stays ugly and weak.Also girls run away or avoid this type of person.

Oh look she’s running away from a midget zeeshan Barry

by Zeeshan Barry June 23, 2020

Zibes

Zibes (z-eye-bz) noun or verb. A one word description when greeting friends.

(2) Another word for goodbye.

friend 1 - Zibes!
friend 2 - Hey dude. Zibes.

by Delkman August 11, 2007