Banana Yoghurt

A colloquial for ejaculate. Used jocularly

"He's keen on banana yoghurt" meaning that he likes to suck cock. Often simply meaning "he's Gay", even if not factually accurate about liking semen.

by R. Clayton Jr July 23, 2008

Dropped Yoghurt

the ever-unfortunate Premature ejaculation

"Dude, how did it go with that chick from Physiology 1 last night??"
"Not so good - we got back to my dorm and were just pashing when i dropped my yoghurt."
"Dude... weak."

"What's that stain on your trousers?"
"Dropped Yoghurt"

by ewanio August 16, 2007

Spicy Yoohoo

the act of violently having diarrhea with a kick of spice right after a meal...

Dude after that fajita with jalapenos it gave me poo like spicy yoohoo...

by strawberry lemonade November 1, 2010

dropped a yoghurt

When a girl starts her period.

Hannah "I was in M&S and I dropped a yoghurt"
Laura "Better go change your tampon"

by SweetFA69 October 15, 2013

yocho

You Only Catch Herpes Once

"Dont mess with her YOCHO!"

by Fish Fillet March 26, 2013

Cock-yoghurt

Noun: Semen

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.

They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.

by Tommo February 24, 2004

man yoghurt

Sperm. Semen is an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa.

Guy 1: Did you see Jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on Cindy's face?!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!

by Entropia December 14, 2008