Winkleman

To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.

Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.

Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 21, 2008

Winkler

A badass who's most likely in the military. Extremely smart, courageous, and swift. Usually extremely successful.

Henry Winkler.

by Zachariah Manciewicz October 25, 2009

Winkled Out

This term goes back way when the Kernsvillians used to play drinking games on their land that their grand pappy bought them back in Nineteen Two.(1902)

Today the term is still used.But is known today when the smallest person of your party group gets too high or shitfaced or trippin on some kind of shit gets too fucked up and defeated and makes everyone wanna laugh and crack jokes allll night until the person cannot take it anymore.

"Whoa bro, bro Steve just take it easy your fucking winkled out bro!.......Steve stop bro!"

"Whoa dude! Calm down on that resin scrapping, your gonna get Winkled Out!!!Whoa Bro Steve stop!!!"

by The Whispering Eye December 22, 2008

Winkle Grammar

Used to describe someone who can't seem to understand or correctly use grammar. Alternatively, this can be used as an insult to ones grammatical knowledge.

Texter 1: "their so annoying, im just going to leave those two to themselves"

Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"

by PetTheGodDamPeepo August 27, 2020

winklegreff

a small ammount of *dirt* in a proximity or facinity of a clean and sterile environment another phrase for this could be a tad of greff.

Ryan: you have some winklegreff on your T-Shirt want me to remove it from your clothing items?
Gabe: uh uh ah ah. Bannana!!! WINKLEFUDGE!
Bernie: Gis Some scratchies no winkle greff on it tho g
Mchann: im fat
leon: all girls are the same, ill eats winklegreff

Calum: I have winkle greff on my gold bars, javier(butler) come clean it this instance.
Joe cullan: my toe is full of winklegreff.
ellison: JaEdEn!!! Clean your winkLegreff

Ben: Look at all this winklegreff on my brown carpet

by Ben Harris (greff) March 20, 2022

Winklehawk

The unfortunate side-effect of a night of passion, wherein a man discovers his urethra partially sealed and consequently pees all over the shower curtain.

I've gotta go clean my bathroom. Woke up with a winklehawk and...well, you know the rest.

by DaveInOCNJ December 10, 2022

Bum Winkle

frendly Slang for Anus.

Now then bum winkle, how ya doing

by Bobbymoore May 22, 2010