penis wrinkle

a way to insult someone to the lowest degree

Shut up you damn penis wrinkle

by Jesse Denning October 24, 2003

wrinkle ditch

another name for a woman's genitalia

Last night I totally plowed her wrinkle ditch.

by The Baller 69 February 8, 2009

Wrinkleface

Someone that is always scrunching their face up at everything you say. A person that has constant wrinkles on their forehead even when they aren't even mad. This person always looks distraught.

"Look at that Wrinkleface" He looks mad!

by sheebababa October 7, 2010

The Wrinkle-Brain Move

Relationship Tactic where you try and hook up and get a relationship with the person who just got out of a relationship. Sad people do this on a regular. These people are usually liked by many people, however when it comes to these terms, they are disliked for sloppy seconds.

Oh my god is Ben trying to use The Wrinkle-Brain Move to get with Robyn?! What a freak!

by Conaill Long February 16, 2021

winkie grinder

A ski lift of the 'Poma' (manufacturer) or 'Platter' type, consisting of a single pole/basket seat that you stick between your legs and pulls you up the track to the top of the ski hill. It 'grinds' your winkie (genitalia) if you are not careful or your ski pants are not thick enough. Not really true as I used to ride it at Paskapoo when I was a kid, and my winky survived. As proof, I have a daughter, Sarah, who came up with this definition when she was 7.

Dad, I'm so glad the winkie grinder is not running today.

by Dave,- Lake Louise January 16, 2007

wink wink work

Sexual favors are implied in the work duties.

Feline - "I'll be in town this week for work."

Johnny - "Is that wink wink work?"

Feline - "I will have to get to know you first."

by Tinkerbell Hilton March 10, 2011

Weinkauf

A romantically inclined man who is well endowed and extremely advanced in the art of love making. Is easily smitten by blonde women who have ambitions and are driven to succeed in powerful professions. His dreams are big, but his bank account and penis are bigger. He loves hockey and the female form, hates the musical artist Bjork, loves to dance to rave music, and is a liberal. If he wants he can grow a mean beard, but he chooses not to because it itches. He balances this manliness by liking the movie "Love Actually". If it came down to a battle between a Grizzly Bear and a Weinkauf, the bets would favour the Weinkauf, as he fights like Chuck Norris.

A woman can also be a Weinkauf, but then the definition changes to a respected member of her family and community.

Guy #1: Did you see that guy in the locker room?! Wow, that thing was huge!
Guy #2: Yup, he sure was a Weinkauf!

Girl #1: I'm in Love with the best man you can find on earth!
Girl #2: Awe, you obviously found a Weinkauf! You're sooo lucky! They're impossible not to love!

by Go Oilers! November 23, 2011