wolpers hall

Wolpers at Mizzou is perhaps the most refined place on campus. People from all walks of campus flock to wolpers for its superior internet connectivity, state of the art computer rooms, and friendly front desk staff. Wolpers is also the best place on campus to meet people. Take a date to Wolpers, sit on the beautiful staircases and discuss the meaning of life, or perhaps sit in the classy lounge and admire the oil painting of Mr. Wolpers himself. Wolpers is a mecca for college students, and now that is is CO-ED this year, all the ladies will be running it!!!!!!! Wolpers changes lives. Wolpers my antidrug. The secrets of Wolpers live on within it's residence. GO WOLPERSSSSSSSSSSSS! See also, Wolpers Hall theme song, Wolpers apparel, Wolpers slang, Mr. Wolpers

"What did you do last night man?"

"Kicked it at wolpers Hall . Best night of my entire life. "
"Yeaaah! Wolpers is legit."

by second floor October 4, 2011

Whopper

A huge shit.

Person 1: Where's John?

Person 2: He has been on the toilet for the past 2 hours, he must be taking a whopper of a shit.

Person 1: bahaha fucken oath

by nathooo March 9, 2019

wopera

An opera of Italian origin. Used in a derogatory way.

Sally: 'Un bel di vedremo' is my favorite piece from Madama Butterfly!

Bill: I don't like that Wopera shit!

by bluekitty March 28, 2005

Whopper Mile

Eat a Whopper. Run 1 lap around a high school track.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.

First one to finish without barfing wins.

We had 8 people start the Whopper Mile contest, but only 3 finished. What a mess.

by Richard H January 17, 2008

whopper freakout

the act of having a freakout equal to that of a person freaking out because he just found out BK no longer serves the whopper!

You find out someone gives away your BBQ ribs, you freak out and begin to scream and cuss and fight people...and your friend tells you the next day that you had a real whopper freakout last night

by Kale Butler April 10, 2008

whoppercock

A huge, girthy, fat and long 10 inch plus penis that is beautiful to look at.

I hooked up with John last night he has the most perfect whoppercock I’ve ever seen.

by MBstyle January 24, 2019

floppy whopper

A giant limp dick swinging between the knees

Person one: jimmy has a giant dick.
Person two: yeah he has a big floppy whopper.big dick giant cock large penis

by sparkydog December 6, 2015