People Watching

The art of secretly watching someone for personal amusement, often times when bored.

I go people watching at school.

by emily2000 February 23, 2015

Whale watching

The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.

I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin

by NakedTyler January 7, 2013

Worthington

Unruly beard of solidarity

I haven't shaved my Worthington since the last time I was in this shit hole

by doubleyouill November 17, 2010

Watching The Cleveland Show

Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".

*Ken knocks on Guy's door*

Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."

by Cleveland Guy Brown October 15, 2013

watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.

Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)

Im going offline lads...im "watching eastenders"

by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010

watching Harry Potter

a euphemism for masturbation.

my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!

by upie February 22, 2011