whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021

Whistling Vivaldi

An act of playing against assumed stereotype.

The hipster died his beard because he couldn't accept his age, but he was just whistling Vivaldi.

by AlmightyB99 February 8, 2021

Whistling Vivaldi

Pretending to fit in by openly defying stereotype

Studies show African American Harvard students are seen as more equal and more accepted when noticed publicly whistling Vivaldi.

"I really like Minecraft, and I'm not just whistling Vivaldi".

by AlmightyB99 February 8, 2021

Whistling Sticks

Southwestern border slang for fingers.

Gina warned Tesco not to get his Whistling Sticks caught in the closing door.

by Swyper May 4, 2022

whipling

When you're hungry for your homies dick.

Example:
Homie 1: I'm whipling for you
Homie 2: Come here I'll give it for you

by I love Quandale Dingle May 7, 2022

Ron Whiting

Ron White is a famous comedian who is part of the Blue Collar Comedy team. During his standup, he often has a drink in his hand, but as he attempts to take a sip he keeps talking and never really takes that sip. It is fun to watch cuz he moves his mouth towards the glass, talks a little more, then moves in for what we think will be a sip but he doesn't sip.

Quit Ron Whiting and take a darn sip of that drink!

by JimmyG1957 June 6, 2018

Callum Whittington

A Memelord famous for his op hit single Full Of Trolliness. Is exceptionally good at Fallout and is part of the Meme Team consisting of William, Ben and Callum

Person 1: Wow i just did a Callum Whittington!
Person 2: You Memelord!

by Subject031 February 27, 2017