Weekesy

Aged Welsh person with a predilection for similarly aged Russian girls.

"That girl you pulled last night was a minger"
"Yeah, I did a Weekesy"

by Honza August 11, 2006

mid-weeky

The kind of nasty feeling you get on a Wednesday morning at work. When you're moody with your colleagues and moody in general

What the hell is wrong with him? I was only saying hello.
I think he's feeling a bit mid-weeky

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

jess weeks

when a girl falls frontwards then sideways while trying to perform doggystyle

dude i was boning this chick last night and she totally pulled a jess weeks!

by MisterPee May 26, 2011

Weekly Broke Ass Previews

Game previews on Tenstones that meant to save you money by not wasting it on shitty games.

The previews are based on the title only because Bob doesn't have money to waste on shitty games either but his expertise shines each week.

They always say you can't judge a book by it's cover but they never said anything about it's title.

Don't waste your hard earned cash on shitty games check the weekly broke ass previews first.

by Elbob August 31, 2010

weekster

Someone who always finds a way to find an excuse to get out of social events everyday of the week.

Weekster- Sorry man busy uh... doin stuff... cant go to the party.

You- Man you are such a weekster man!!

by milltam 123 February 13, 2015

Cheeky Weekly

A Doncaster Rugby term for a quick post match mash up with a bird found dancing badly in walkabout.

"Wheres our Scrum Half? Its his round."

" He's nippd up to the toilets for a Cheeky Weekly".

by The Donny Potato April 19, 2009

legalized weekly torture

Church sermons (duh!).

How come I'm not ever allowed by law to even throw a mild punch or to yell a threat or insult at someone, but yet any 0%!$&#!@ starched-suited dumb-a** preacher is perfectly "free 'n' welcome" to openly practice legalized weekly torture to his little heart's content --- bellowing all kinds of horrible derogatory criticisms at the members of his congregation about how awful/evil/selfish they are, and morbidly/angrily warning them of the catastrophic "hell 'n' brimstone" that "The Father" will hurl at them if they don't obediently and unquestioningly comply with His Directives???

by QuacksO September 15, 2018