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Waxed Bean

The female clitorus that is well lubricated and ultimately fapped to a leg quivering, orgasmic climax.
I watched my roommate get off last night. Her waxed bean was glistening.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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Hand Wax

Feverish and vigorous wanking and fapping of the male or female genitals. May be masturbation and self-gratification or a nice friendly helping hand from another to get you off.
Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.

Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.

I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.

My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.

Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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wax-poetic

To "wax poetic" means to become increasingly verbose and romantic in speech. To become more and more like a poem.

"Wax" = increase, "wane" = decrease.

It has nothing to do with vinyl records and bullshit hip-hop, "yo."
"Not to wax-poetic, but your eyes glimmer like the ocean on a summer evening..."
by vinylBZ October 24, 2008
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Brozilian Wax

A male who gets a waxing of his nether regions. Coined by Adam Carolla on his morning show.
Dudes! Let's hurry up and finish this hole. I have a Brozilian Wax scheduled at 1:30.
by Drewsus September 18, 2007
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Wax Wizard

A messiah of waxing one's ass.
Julie: Rob is definitely the wax wizard! That's the best sex I've ever had!
by csampzbaby April 7, 2009
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turtle wax

A term used to describe someone who waxes, or appears to wax, their pubic hair.
It's as smooth as a tortoise's shell down there - I just got me a turtle wax!
by Jazzual December 18, 2012
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dead wax

the area on vinyl records between the last 'band'/track on the record and the label, varies greatly from one record company to the other, regarding value as well as quantity of useful information. The dead wax data on the products of smaller labels are often written manually, i.e. by hand.
I bought 12inch record but half of it is dead wax! It has only two tracks, the rest of it is blank, dead wax!
by Peter Gatys December 29, 2008
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