Chlom Warning

When you hear the chanting “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” RUN! This is the chant of the demonic Chlom cult. If you don’t own a dog they might burn down your house. Be careful and be aware, take the proper precautions for this growing demonic cult.

Hey do you hear that? “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” OH NO HIDE YOUR DOG AND RUN, THAT’S THE CHLOM WARNING!

by Aaron and Ethan January 13, 2020

LAST WARNING

when a teacher or elder gets mad and is ready to explode on you

LAST WARNING James and zalan

by griffin vander ploeg January 16, 2020

Where's the warning?

Question asked by viewer when something offensive, fugly, unpleasant, or in any other way unwanted appears on television without any of the usual program warnings

* Kevin Rudd appears on the news *

Dude: Where's the warning?

by aiselgi November 18, 2009

Michael Jackson's early warning system

When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.

luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.

by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019

Red Dawn warnings

Code name for an early email chain among a prominent group of medical experts, sounding the alarm about coronavirus. For months it was ignored by the president, who said of the pandemic, "It will disappear as if by magic".

If the president had not refused to listen to the Red Dawn warnings, the pandemic could have been much more effectively controlled in the United States.

by Monkey's Dad April 12, 2020

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED)

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

by pdtd April 12, 2022

why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you

When someone wants followers and gets their friend to comment on their post to fool the ignorant

James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?

Nathan: sure bro

Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?

by Your uncle’s friend’s sister November 13, 2022