Captin Wankie

A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it

Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.

by Thekillersson Insanity May 25, 2017

Wanky Swap

When your boss makes you and your co-workers swap secret Santa gifts in order for him to be rid a lovingly hand made oven mit he received.

"Now you can either swap presents with a coworker or pick up a new gift. Can I pick the Ipod? Do I have to give it to her?" Wanky Swap!

by Windy and Georgie Girl December 19, 2009

Stanky Wanky

A putrid smelling wank.

Person 1: Stay out of Kyles room man.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he just chucked a stanky wanky.

by Joel Archbold September 24, 2020

wanky tottle

Something random that comes out of a persons mouth when they get cruuuunk.

Oh my G-d, I love you guyyssssssss! WANKY TOTTLE.

by Anouk September 19, 2005

Franky wanky

Franky was a boy who had a wank everyday for a year he even did it at school therefore he was given the nickname frankie wankie, he wanked so much his penis fell off. p.s tonight he met the most amazing person of his life

Boy 1:Hey I just had a wank at school
Boy 2: Dont spread it you might get called FRANKY WANKY
Boy 3: AHAHHAHAHHA

by Franky wanky jr October 21, 2012

Danky wanky

Better than Dank or super cool or good. It's used to describe something someone really loves to indulge in.

That meal was danky wanky, man.

by Linguistrix February 3, 2020

stanky wanky

after taking a fat shit, u dont wipe ur ass, then u bust a nut in toilet.

man dude, last night, i did a stanky wanky and i forgot to whipe my ass.

by gavinbw_17 November 27, 2019