In early teenage years, for a group of developing boys to slide their penis from their slowly unzipped fly to show to the friend sitting next to them. They compare size and generally get rather hard. Then they test if they can ejaculate yet. For later dates they name these gatherings "a wankfest".
Billy: "Jeez Tommy yours is so darn big!"
Tommy: "Dude, I KNOW!!"
Jimmy: *Holds out a tissue* "GUYS GUYS... I'VE CAME!"
Billy: "We are SO having another wankfest next Friday!"
Tommy: "Dude, I KNOW!!"
Jimmy: *Holds out a tissue* "GUYS GUYS... I'VE CAME!"
Billy: "We are SO having another wankfest next Friday!"
by willyjuniorD October 1, 2005
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" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"
by Bobman UK October 26, 2006
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Someone who wanks off alot and is cheap.
Origin came about when playing poker with my buddy, who wanks alot. He had the chip lead but refused to bet anything more than the minimum, and would fold if anyone increased the bets. The guy was tighter than sand. Damn Wankenstien!
Origin came about when playing poker with my buddy, who wanks alot. He had the chip lead but refused to bet anything more than the minimum, and would fold if anyone increased the bets. The guy was tighter than sand. Damn Wankenstien!
by Ha Ha! May 2, 2006
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jayden organised a wankfest party but had to call it off when the lady at the video store told him he was too young to hire porn
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