walmart

A haven for traditional American values. Meaning that a 15-year-old boy with homicidal tendencies can buy firearms and ammunition, but a 15-year-old girl whose boyfriend's condom broke will find nothing but an empty shelf. Patriotism at its finest.

Walmart is the embodiment of American ignorance and fundamentalism.

by ZipperGirl September 9, 2006

walmart

The only place where you can buy underwear, Doritos, a fishing pole and Halo 3 at 2:00 AM.

Last night, I went to Walmart and bought a few random items.

by Don't use your real name, son. June 29, 2009

walmart

the cheapest option available, very low end, bottom of the barrell.

I was looking forward to the date until he went walmart on me.

I like those shoes but they look to walmart.

by Kevin Storbensen February 12, 2004

walmart

A bad place to be employed. An insult.

You are so stupid, you have a job at Wal-Mart.

by Thomas Slatin February 22, 2004

walmart

n. A large, prosperous corporation whose business is "lower prices" on basically everything imaginable to mankind short of weapons of mass destruction and sex toys, always good to invest in for quick cash-in.

"Hey, Francine, it's three in the morning and i can't think for this f***ing paper any more, let's go to Walmart and buy us a Twix, a coke and some cliffnotes."

by steveisright December 18, 2003

walmart

A place where you can run around the store and put adult diapers in random peoples carts and won't get kicked out!

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Dude, I love Walmart!!"
Tommy: "Why?'
Timmy: "Because I just spent 3 hours running around the store putting adult diapers in peoples carts!!"

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005

WalMart

-A superstore known to be at just about every imaginable location.
-Another word for the stereotypical ebonics.

-Let's go to Walmart and get something for dinner tonight
-Someone said to me, "Can I axe you a question?", so I said "Bitch, I don't speak Walmart!"

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017