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cognitive whiplash

the concussive effect of the violent mental jerking produced in a listener/reader by the proximal presentation of two wildly incongruous thoughts, ideas, or statements.
"Listening to Herman Cain opine on both soul food and foreign policy left me with a serious case of cognitive whiplash."
by Paper Tiger March 16, 2012
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Cervical whiplash

When a well hung white guy fucks your pussy real hard and does deep thrust in between.
I fucked jessica and everytime she told me to stop cause it hurt id deep thrust to make her tense up. Giving her cervical whiplash.
by Jwizzy1 August 12, 2019
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Social Whiplash

Social Whiplash:
Adjective

Definition

1) Having multiple different interactions rapidly

or

2) Having multiple different interactions rapidly and great periods of loneliness
The social whiplash I experienced after attending several meetings was extreme.

Jumping from person to person in my messages caused me to have social whiplash.
by Panpandasan January 20, 2022
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Spaghetti Whiplash

The hilarious (yet painful) phenomena of slurping a spaghetti noodle so fast it whips your eyeball.
Did you see that? I told Luigi not to slurp his noodles but he just gave himself Spaghetti Whiplash!
by JohnnyApocalypse August 31, 2014
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Weiner whiplash

When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.
Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.
by Dr.Doit August 26, 2020
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Whiplash fan

A person that always plays the drums withouth drumsticks to look cool, and looks at the movie Whiplash at least 20 times a week with different people each time. They also try to master Caravan, but fails because they suck.
Not Whiplash fan: Can you hand me that book?
Whiplash fan: Fuck off, Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!
by Fletcher#fuckpigh April 3, 2017
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Mexican Whiplash

When you take your erect penis and smack a female in the face with it before being felicitated.
I gave that bitch mexican whiplash and she got a black eye.
by tristan cone March 1, 2020
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