when strange and/or unknown circumstances make you go blind from one eye or disable you from opening it for a short period of time
So yesterday ai was jacking off and the jizz shot went right into my eye,dude i was fucking fetty wapped
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Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!
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Get the Wamp mug.A mixed alcoholic beverage. Essentially a Yager shot dropped into a glass of Vodka. The drink, known to cause severe blackouts, is consumed as a statement of solidarity among young men as part of a late night debauchery session. J. Wappler is credited for inventing and popularizing the drink in Chicago among young professionals. Due to its strength, being offered to take a Wappler Bomb is a sign of ultimate respect for one’s drinking ability.
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