Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.

The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.

by Don Jewett March 5, 2004

Version 2.0

Term used in reference to George W Bush and upgraded (in this case downgraded) software.
New Version 2.0 Optimized will bring this country to debt faster, create less jobs for everyone, all while bathing himself in OIL. Version 2.0 can do more for you than ever before.
Ever thought about joining the military? Well you may not have a choice. You could be forced to fight his war even if you dont believe in what you are fighting for. This is all thanks to Version 2.0.

The first George Bush sucked!! Now we have to put up with the "new and improved" Version 2.0? This is bullshit!!! Im voting for Nader this Fall.

by blakely September 30, 2004

Versona

Visual representation of personality.

She has a versona of a punk chick, but she actually a cheerleader.

by ceenz March 4, 2011

Yahoo Version

Only giving or wanting a summary of someone's story, day, etc. For instance, Yahoo news headlines.

Dude, I don't have time for the whole story, just give me the "Yahoo version."

by yahoo girl September 4, 2010

digest version

An abridged or compressed, concise version of something originally longer.

I decided to watch the digest version of an anime because I didn't have enough time to watch the regular version.

by BIggles11111111111111111111111 June 24, 2017

New International Version

see NIV

The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.

by Don Jewett March 5, 2004

Fucboi (dog version)

A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after.

TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!

Today Finn was laying hallway and lifted his paw. I spent the next 30 mins minutes rubbing his belly. Where did my time go. What a little fucboi (dog version).

by Dog Auntie May 27, 2021