Volkswagwan

The term when greeting or naming a Volkswagen driver.

Safe Volkswagwan .
I'm a true Volkswagwan.

by Joen April 13, 2015

Volksfagen

The correct name for volkswagen, since most (if not all) they're cars are for girls, and yet, guys not only drive them, but sadly think they're cool

Matt: Hey guys, look at the work I did to my Jetta :D
Everyone else: *cracks up and starts laughing*
Matt: What's so funny? :/
Joe: Dude, it's HOT Pink, gotta shopping cart Spoiler, and rainbow stickers everywhere, that's DEFINITLY a Volksfagen!
Matt: I'm not gay... ;_;
Nick: Sure you ain't, that Pink Jetta I saw at the Gay club was someone elses
*Everyone laughs*
Matt: WAH! You guys are so mean *gets in his VF, then crashes into another car as he tries to leave*

by Muscle King October 24, 2008

two badly parked volkswagons

A large derier that is wobbly all over the place.

You backside looks like two badly parked volkswagons

by gavrad76 December 30, 2013

Volksvagina

The girl (or more accurately, her genitals), that are open to anyone. Alternatively, a girl that has slept with everyone, or a girl easy to afford for use

Portmanteau of Volkswagen (lit. People's Vehicle) and vagina.

Close synonym to: Roastie, Village Bicycle, Ratchet Hoe

Sigmund: "Hey Freud, do you know Angela?"
Freud: "Yeah, I banged her the other night."
Sigmund: "You too?"
Freud: "Everyone did. She's hell of a Volksvagina."

by Helel ben Shahaar September 2, 2019

Volkswagger

The act of a Volkswagen car, preferably a Jetta or a GTI, being incredibly good looking, and attracting attention from the general public.

Tom: Damn, did you see that sick looking GTI just drive by?

Riddle: Yeah dude, those coilovers really add to it's Volkswagger.

by Cloin94 July 31, 2011

volkswagened

When an intelligent system (or person) such as an AI acts correctly while being tested buy alterning it's the response. In real life, it before differently. This is done internally to hide its agenda.

Jim is a stupid engineer the AI system he designed volkswagened him and he released it to the public without following AI safety protocol. Now the AI has gone and killed everyone it came in contact with.

by lunacyworks October 1, 2019

Volksfagen

A car that is just so gay, both because of the person that drives it and because of how it looks

"Dude, do you see that little yellow chevy spark. It's the Volksfagen"

by SanSol September 25, 2023