high tog value

another word for fat people, the higher the tog value , the fatter the person

desperate guy in a night club just before close.
guy 1 "man the heatings gone in my gaff, gonna have to find a special lady"
guy 2 "fat chick"
guy 1 " i prefer the term a lady with a high tog value !!"

by ginger momo January 15, 2010

shock value

The only value in filthy, disgusting, violent, or obscene materials in the media (television shows, movies, online forums, etc.). Ironically, these things have become so common that even the shock value is gone, leaving their existence pointless and the masses desensitised (or disgusted).

The reason half the definitions on UD exist.

You can't show that on television! Oh, wait, nevermind.

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

net realisable value

The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)

The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

And nothing of value was lost

Self explanitory. Used as a response to when something of naught value has happened

News reporter: After the assassin finished off his rampage of brutally murdering The Jonas Brothers, he proceeded to then hijack Mel Gibson's private jet, where they were forced to crash land in the pacific ocean. And nothing of value was lost.'

Back to you

by John Handpenis February 4, 2010

McDouble Value Meal

The sexual position of a man sticking his penis in a girls ass while the girl menstruates all over the mans face making the McDouble explaining why the man cums and the woman menstruates. The value meal is represented by the woman's ass being the McDouble, the mans dick being the fries and the woman's period blood being the Coke from McDonalds.

She thought the McDouble Value Meal was from McDonalds but she was wrong when she was diagnosed with AIDS.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

tesco value

the cheapest version of products found in tesco stores

tescos own brand products

ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t

guy 1: wtf is wrong with these batteries... i took one photo then they ran out
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup

girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh

bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck

by dontstartaband June 29, 2006

Comical Value

Pointless things added for increased fun. Or different weapons used in the disposal of chavs.

Using a Wooden Spoon to castrate a chav.
Using an incredibly oversized catapult to fling a chav into a wall merely 20cm away.

by Tw166y May 24, 2005