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Twelve-ing

When a product is deliberatively alter in order to achieve a BBFC's 12 or 12A ratings
They twelve-ing the UK theatrical version of The Hunger game toning down violence, threat and blood via cuts and edits
by Ninjaturtle10 March 16, 2026
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Twelve Olympians Hypothesis

A speculative framework positing that the major forces, constants, and phenomena of nature correspond to twelve fundamental, interactive "archetypal principles," modeled after the Greek Olympian gods. Each "Olympian" represents a core aspect of cosmic order: e.g., Zeus (electromagnetism/lightning), Hera (binding nuclear forces/marriage), Poseidon (quantum field fluctuations/sea), Hades (gravity/entropy/the underworld of collapsed states), Athena (information structure/wisdom), Ares (entropic decay/conflict). The hypothesis suggests the universe operates through the continuous, often contentious, interactions of these twelve irreducible principles, and that their mythological relationships (affairs, wars, alliances) allegorize physical interactions (force couplings, symmetry breaks).
Example: Particle physics becomes a divine soap opera. A Zeus-photon (flashy, pervasive) interacts with an Aphrodite-quark (charm quark, binding through "attraction"). Their coupling, mediated by a Hermes-boson (force carrier), produces new particles in an event that mirrors a mythological tryst. The Twelve Olympians Hypothesis argues that the ancient Greeks weren't personifying nature; they were intuiting a pantheistic physics where personality is property, and the universe's drama is literally written in its laws.
by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026
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TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch)

TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.
Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.
by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) February 21, 2021
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bridge it twelve

Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.
Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world

Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.
by PWS27 May 19, 2017
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douche a twelve

Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.
Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!

Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
by Mytholces January 6, 2014
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fuck twelve

shit the feds are coming... FUCK TWELVE
by xoxlaur January 11, 2017
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Like, Twelve

(adj.)

1. A term used to describe younger children by teenagers when their actual age is unknown

2. A term used for people who are much older but seem or act as if they are around the age of twelve.
Guy: Did you see my nephew recently? He's like, twelve now.
Girl: I thought he was fourteen!

Girl: Are you listening to Justin Bieber? He has some interesting music about real deep stuff like love and romance...
Guy: He can't know about love and romance, he's like, twelve!
by t-t-ten million fireflies April 23, 2010
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