The act of filling a condom with extremely thick period blood and taping it to one's chin, similar to the red snood which hangs from the neck of a turkey.
My daughter wanted to dress up like an animal for Halloween so I dressed her up like an Arizona Turkey.
by Nigboys6893947 June 24, 2016
Get the Arizona Turkey mug.
Related Words
When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a women suck on his dick while her mouth is stuffed with turkey stuffing and then moves in a bay blade like motions on the dick.
Joel was being Double Turkey Twistered while the team was being Fucked over on hardcore Domination match.
by Wobble Gobbler April 14, 2020
Get the Double Turkey Twister mug.When she has something stuffed like food (Preferably Turkey) in her mouth and then she gives head then she spins counter and clockwise back to back
while repeating
while repeating
Nick was giving a Double Turkey Twister to a random teammate while the boys were playing hardcore domination
by Turkey Twister Master April 14, 2020
Get the Double Turkey Twister mug.When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk
by Loppytits November 14, 2014
Get the West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk mug.Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey
by Shankbone_4125 March 30, 2017
Get the Ham on the turkey mug.When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.
This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!
This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!
Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!
Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!
Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!
by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007
Get the Turkey's Ready! mug.