turnstile

A blumpkin hurricane with extreme constipation. If you know what a turnstile is, you know why this is called a turnstile. The opposite of a MAACO.

Girl 1: Why do you have a bruise on your face?
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me a turnstile last night.

by MuzzyFromDanviz January 5, 2010

Tumnus

To tumnus is when someone drinks too much too fast, and is the first one at the party to pass out. Usually this person can be found somewhere very uncomfortable such as on the fireplace ledge, or on the backyard patio. They will usually wake up feeling like a woodland creature of some type.

1)"Hey, where did Scottie go? He has my beer."

2)"Dude, he Tumnused out in the bushes. We caution taped him off though."

by LGT 420 February 5, 2010

Turkuss

Name of train in Kenny Roger's song "The Gambler."

As in the lyric, "aboard 'em all the Turkuss"

actual: "Til boredom overtook us."

You be the judge.

by Turkus McGurkus June 7, 2011

Tumnus

A strange creature with fake legs, some suspect made made of surgical metal. This known inhabitant of Narnia, enjoys his garden and often receives visits from his male gendered "friends." No one is quite sure why he loves company so much. What's even more puzzling is how his company likes him so much considering his appalling hard to stomach appearance. This bearded creature is ill tempered and will easily reach for a firearm if offended, harmed, mocked, pissed, and etc. Basically if he can't handle his situation his trigger finger can.

You a Tumnus lookin' boy!

by BigDaddy231 August 9, 2015

Turns Left

If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!

Example 1: "I'm about to go talk to her but if she Turns left...I'm bout to let her know all about it."
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"

by ChrisAngel May 1, 2016

Turnstiles

A 1976 studio album by American singer/songwriter/pianist Billy Joel; has several now famous standards like ''New York State of Mind'', ''Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway'', ''Say Goodbye To Hollywood'', and ''James''.

People think the Stranger is the best, but Turnstiles is clearly an underrated gem.

by RichmondRVA October 14, 2016

turnup juice

Booze that gets randos to turn up! ***see rando

Omg! This frat party is dope! Let’s get some more turnup juice to keep the ball rolling! Let’s shotgun a beer!

by Mumbs May 19, 2018