1 definition by BigDaddy231
A strange creature with fake legs, some suspect made made of surgical metal. This known inhabitant of Narnia, enjoys his garden and often receives visits from his male gendered "friends." No one is quite sure why he loves company so much. What's even more puzzling is how his company likes him so much considering his appalling hard to stomach appearance. This bearded creature is ill tempered and will easily reach for a firearm if offended, harmed, mocked, pissed, and etc. Basically if he can't handle his situation his trigger finger can.
You a Tumnus lookin' boy!
by BigDaddy231 July 17, 2015