When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.
Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.
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On seeing someone who is singing and dancing in a clearly annoying manner, one should proclaim "turdical"
On seeing someone who is singing and dancing in a clearly annoying manner, one should proclaim "turdical"
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"One time in the junkyard I found a bus which had a small car in it which had a toy car in it. It was like a turducken."
"Oooh, interesting."
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